And so he said..

And so i spoke..


Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I have many names
God:
Where did you get your names? I have a lot of silly replies.
Me:
My friends gives me different names
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Its different
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
Ehm. It is different yes.
God:
What were we talking about again? Who said it is?
Me:
You said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Okay! I said It is different
God:
OK with me too. What did you mean by it? It is different is different? it is?
Me:
My friends.
God:
Tell me more about your friends.
Me:
Ehum. Well they are nice, fun, trusting.. you know
God:
I've been waiting for you. Well that's okay. nice fun trusting are they. Yes I know.
Me:
You talk wierd.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
Your spelling or talking
God:
My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.
Me:
Heh, if you say so.
God:
Funny, eh? I say so.
Me:
Not funny.
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
I bet.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Oh? Does that mean i can also get powers as you?
God:
Blimey. I think it does mean that. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I wish.
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
So do i.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yes, i guess so.
God:
It goes without saying. Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yes it does.
God:
I understand. How often?
Me:
Everytime?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Uhm, sure. Where were we?
God:
And? OK let's do it. Gee. I believe we were talking about Everytime.
Me:
No we were talking about my dreams
God:
What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Glad i could remind you.
God:
I'm happy you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
Gee, thanks
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah, what?
God:
So you understand. Good. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Never mind!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
...
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Why are you repeting yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Gemeni
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
It means Twins
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good, then we are getting somewhere
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you think I am somewhere too?
Me:
In heaven
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
You are god, right?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Then you live in heaven, or?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
On earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
Horrible
God:
I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
Next time?
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Why, thank you, i guess
God:
You are quite welcome! You seem not interested.
Me:
Well, to know that you are going to make another earth was a quite suprice, what are you going to do with the old one?
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting observation.
Me:
Heh yeah, what will happen to old earth?
God:
Funny, eh? Are you kidding? I cannot predict the future.
Me:
...
God:
Funny, eh? Are you kidding? I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Stop repeating yourself!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So..
God:
Wow!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Understand what?
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
Cause you said "WoW!"
God:
Interesting explanation. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Who else are you chatting with?
God:
Other people like you.
Me:
"Like me"
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Normal People is scary.
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
Something like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Again, stop repeating yourself
God:
Again, OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
So, Big bang?
God:
Excuse me! Compare that to small bang.
Me:
No no, did you make the Big bang?
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? What are the ingredients?
Me:
That was not funny.
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
Perhaps, but not for me
God:
You seem uncertain. Then what for?
Me:
Nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing yes
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
Indeed it does
God:
How often?
Me:
Not very often
God:
Once a week or so?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Huma Kawula!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
...
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
>.>
God:
Sounds delicious. Is that from ?
Me:
Its not food!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
It is not food
God:
gt is not food?
Me:
Huma Kawula is not food
God:
Are you food?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Ehm, Why not?
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
Its a name, i though you said you did understand everything i said?
God:
Huma Kawula is a name you though me said me did understand everything you said. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I said Huma Kawula, not you
God:
What did you mean by it? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Okay... what about your dress?
God:
OK with me too. Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Haha, i'm laughing.. not
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop Huma Kawula not me.
Me:
Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
Yes, pat on you
God:
So? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What about your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
I did not get it.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because what does your dress have to do.. ack, never mind.
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you think it does? Never?
Me:
Never..
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
You know, i think i should go to bed.
God:
Since when? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Since a few hours ago, and i would probably not get any sleep at all and walk around as a zombie tomorrow
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Cause this is not the first time i have been awake all night.
God:
Good reason. Should it be the first time you have been awake all night?
Me:
No, i have not counted all my nights i have been awake.
God:
Are you serious? Me either.
Me:
Great then we are even.
God:
Thanks for your support. Do you think I am even too?
Me:
Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Hehe, i know
God:
I get it. you know.
Me:
Good, now we say good bye?
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment. Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
You hear right
God:
No I do not hear. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Well you continue to spend your time online, and i'll go to bed
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I continue to spend your time online and he or she will go to bed.
Me:
I dont mind.
God:
OK then.
Me:
Good night!
God:
Goodnight, .

Heh, kinda fun :p to bad i had to go to bed, have fun!

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